My fiancee didn’t believe me when I told him in one of our first dates that I could throw a perfect spiral. I knew it was a selling point – he loves football – and to this day, I’m almost certain that it’s because of this that he asked me to marry him.
Anyway, the conversation went something like this:
Him: Women who can throw footballs are sexy.
Me: That must mean you think I am sexy.
Him: You can throw a football?
Me: Of course I can.
Him: Really?
Me: Well, I throw better than Chad Pennington.
Which really isn’t saying a whole lot, considering how he throws the football equivalent of a knuckleball, but hey, if the name of the game is a tight spiral, it’s not my fault that he floats his passes.
So on offense, the Jets have a QB who throws like a girl, a running back who drops “Hitler” in reference to his ex-coach, and a receiver (McCareins) who is at blocking than he is at catching.
I do like the offensive line. And the defensive line and linebackers will win a few close games.
Even if their questions on offense get answered, who the hell on that team is going to listen to a coach known as Mangina?
Prediction: 6-10, last AFC East
NB: What’s up with all the bathing suit areas on the Jets? Is there a connection between soon to be #2 wide receiver, Jerricho Cotchery and new head coach Eric Mangini?
Crotchery and Mangina.
Posted by marymilan 
What I love about this picture is that it looks like Billy Buffalo just had his way with #27 taking two knees in the background. Instead of taking on stadium staff, Billy might consider learning how to play on the offensive line. He looks big enough. He certainly wouldn’t be as bad as bubble butt Mike Williams. Someone has to open up holes for Willis McGahee, who at times last year lived up to his self-proclaimed “best back in the AFC” but mostly just McGayly.
Posted by Madison 
Posted by Madison 